Bon Jovi - Have A Nice Day

Thomas 12/09/2005

Rating: 1/5

Multiplatinum superstars Bon Jovi return to showcase their bold new electro-funk direction with this pumped-up, jazz influenced take on the Stereophonics classic….. and yes I must confess, I am on drugs. Eyeballs rolling back on this dizzying chemical high, I can also report that this sounds nothing like any other Bon Jovi record ever made, has no extra-cheese lyrics or intrusive backing vocals whatsoever and you should go out and buy it right now rather than hiding out in an underground bunker until these four withered beasts die of old age or hairspray abuse or just plain FUCK OFF cos do they really, truly need the fucking money anymore?